Born at 00:00:01 on 1st April. On that night, Jupiter was aligned with both Mercury and Rhea, Saturn's largest moon (a rare conjunction in the solar system). Possibly due to the influence of this astral configuration, he constantly emits a string of massive lies. When you ask him the time, he lies constantly adding on ten minutes or taking it away, depending on the face of the person asking him. He lies even when he's asleep, by pretending he's awake.
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